You heard it here first, even the flowers are voting for Obama.
You heard it here first, even the flowers are voting for Obama.
Oct. 2nd, 2008.
FACT: I don't have to answer a question if I don't want to! Screw deregulation, I don't wanna talk about it. You betcha!
FACT: Hey, I'm not gunna talk about promises because I've only been on this campaign for 5 weeks!
FACT: I don't have to talk about the causes of climate change if I don't want to.
FACT: We will clean up climate change with hydrocarbons. Who needs the ozone layer anyway?
FACT: We have eight katrillion barrels of oil in our great state of Alaska. Screw ANWR!
FACT: I don't support gays getting married. But I'm very tolerant. I have gay friends!!
FACT: Biden and Obama don't support gays getting married either. It is unknown whether they have gay friends.
FACT: We need to win in Iraq in order to win in Afghanistan!!! (Shouldn't it be the other way around?)
FACT: Having a timeline and plan is like sending up a white flag and claiming defeat!!
FACT: OMG SENATOR BIDEN LOVES JOHN MCCAIN!
FACT: Noo-klee-er, people. NOT noo-kyuh-ler.