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Random thought

posted by [personal profile] rinalia at 06:21pm on 05/09/2008 under ,
Why do news reports always claim that they pepper sprayed a dog to "calm him down"?

Next time you meditate after a long stressful day, calm down by rubbing cayenne pepper in your corneas.
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Heard on the Colbert Report

posted by [personal profile] rinalia at 07:37pm on 05/09/2008 under , ,
On how the government interferes too much during natural disasters, like hurricanes or flooding.

Ron Paul (RP): They take your guns from you. They come in and if the Red Cro...

Stephen Colbert (SC): Wait a second! They take your guns?!?

RP: *nods head*

SC: So, you're sitting there trying to shoot the flood and they come and take your guns away from you?!?
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posted by [personal profile] rinalia at 09:06pm on 05/09/2008 under , , , ,

I am not a hockey mother

Mina here: I'm taking over this blog-like device for just a second.

Please note that I have perfect lipstickified lips. I don't even have to try to make it perfect, it just is. My minion believes this clearly shows that there are more differences between me and a certain hockey mother than just lipstick.

For example, she claims I wouldn't hunt moose or caribou or put grizzly bear heads on her sofa.

More at the Mina & Celeste Chronicles

Enjoy!

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