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A sampling:


Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams. 
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Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.
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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped. 

More: http://cad.ece.ut.ac.ir/~sohail/Fun/Funny%20Haikus.htm 

 
ACK! I HAVE BEEN MURDERED!!! By an evil mutt of doom. See how she has flung me to the bed, my eyes glazing over and my EAR, my POOR DEFENSELESS ear!!! (I mean, seriously, why would she want MY perfect ears to look like HERS?!?!?!ELVENETY5!)

Please revive me with cookies. 

Thank you,

Miss Mina


PS: I'm not really dead. However, I am a tragic heroine who could use some cookies STAT. 


Previous Mina and Celeste Chronicles
Oh noes, Dog attack!
This is a true story
The joy of two dogs
When stupid dogs run loose
Lightning Bolts of Destruction
Of Loose Dogs and Scratched Trucks
When Good Dogs go Bad
The Book Incident